What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Why do men date women they are not really interested in?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”